[Am]…[C]What did you [G]think I’d say to [Am]that?
Does a [C]scorpion [G]sting when fighting [Dm]back?
They [G]strike [C]to kill, and you [Dm]know I [G]will [C]
[Dm]…You [G]know I [C]will
[Am]…[C]What do you [G]sing on your drive [Am]home?
Do you [C]see my [G]face in the neighbor’s [Dm]lawn?
Does she [G]smile? [C]Or does she [Dm]mouth, “Fuck [G]you fo[C]rever”?
[F]Every time you [G]call me crazy, I [F]get more crazy
[G]What about that?
[F]And when you [G]say I seem angry, I [F]get more angry [C]
And there’s [F]nothing like a mad [C]woman What a [F]shame she went [C]mad [G]
[Dm]No one likes a mad [C]woman You [F]made her like [C]that [G]
And you’ll [F]poke that bear ’til her [C]claws come out
And you [F]find some[C]thing to [G]wrap your noose a[Dm]round
And there’s [C]nothing like a [F]mad [G]woman
[Am]…[C]Now I breathe [G]flames each time I [Am]talk
My [C]cannons all [G]firin’ at your [Dm]yacht
They say “[G]move on,” but you [C]know I won’t
[Am]…[C]And women like [G]hunting witches [Am]too
[C]Doing your [G]dirtiest work for [Dm]you
It’s [G]obvious that [C]wanting me dead
Has really [Dm]brought you two to[G]gether [C]
[F]Every time you [G]call me crazy, I [F]get more crazy
[G]What about that?
[F]And when you [G]say I seem angry, I [F]get more angry [C]
And there’s [F]nothing like a mad [C]woman What a [F]shame she went [C]mad [G]
[Dm]No one likes a mad [C]woman You [F]made her like [C]that [G]
And you’ll [F]poke that bear ’til her [C]claws come out
And you [F]find some[C]thing to [G]wrap your noose a[Dm]round
And there’s [C]nothing like a [F]mad [G]woman
[F]…I’m [C]taking my time, [F]taking my [C]time
‘Cause [G]you took everything [Dm]from me
[C]Watching you climb,[F] watching you [C]climb
[G]Over people like [F]me
The [C]master of spin has a [F]couple side [C]flings
[G]Good wives always [Dm]know
[C]She should be mad, should be [F]scathing like [C]me, but
[G]No one likes a [F]mad [C]woman [G]
[F]…[C]…What a [G]shame she went [Dm]mad [C]
[F]…You [C]made her like [G]that