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[A]I [A/G][A]a[(3x222x)]m he as [[C]A/[D]g][E]yo[A] [[A/G]C] [D] [E] [A]
[A/g]u are he as you a re me a nd we are all toget her
[C] [D][C]S ee how they run like pigs from a gun see [D]how they fly
[A]I’m [A]cry ing
Expert texpert choking smokers don’t you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
I’m crying
[A] [[A/G]A]Si[D/F#]t tin[(2x023x)]g on a [A[Famj7]/g]c [[G]D/[A]f][A/G]
[Famj7] [G] [A] [A/g]ornflake wai ting for the van t o co me
[F] [F]C orporation tee shirt stupid bloody Tuesday man
[B] [B]y ou’ve been a naughty boy you let your face grow long
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog’s eye
Crab a locker fishwife pornographic priestess boy
you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down
Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Element’ry penguin singing Hare Krishna. Man
you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
CHORUS
[C]I [D][E]am the [C]e gg-man, they are the [D]egg-men, I am the Walrus Go
[E]o goo g’ joob
[A] [A/G][A]M [C]is[D]te[E]r [A]ci[A/G]ty [A/g]p’l [C] [D] [E] [A] [A/g]iceman
sitti g prett y little p’lice me n in a row
[C] [D][C]S ee how they fly like Lucy in the Sky see [D]h ow they run
[A]I’[Dsus4]m [A]c[A]ry[E]i [D]ng[D7] [Dsus4]I’m cry [A]– ing [E]I’m cr ying
[D]I’m [D7]cry – i ng
BRIDGE
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[B] [A][[G]B]S [F]it[E]ti[F]ng in an [A]Engl ish [G]garden w aiting for [F]the
s un. [E]If the sun [F]don’t come
[B7]y [C][B7]ou get a tan from standing in the English rain I [C]am the egg-
man…