Verse 1
You’re [Am] always aiming paper airplanes at [F] me when you’re around
You [Em] build me up like
building blocks just so [Am] you can bring me down
[Am] You can crush my candy cane but you’ll [F] never catch me cry
If you [Am] dangle that diploma and I deck [D] you, don’t be surprised
Pre-chorus
I know my [Am] ABC’s, yet you keep[C] teaching me
I say, fuck [Em] your degree, [D] alphabet boy
You think you’re [Am] smarter than me with all your [C] bad poetry
Fuck all your [Em] ABC’s, [D] alphabet boy
Chorus
I’m not a little [Am] kid now
Watch me get [F] big now
Spell my name on the [Am] fridge now
With all your alphabet [D] toys
You won the spelling [Am] bee now
But are you smarter than [F] me now?
You’re the prince of the [Am] playground
Little [D] alphabet boy
Verse 2
[Am] Apples aren’t an always appropriate [F] apologies
[Am] Butterscotch and bubblegum drops are [D] bittersweet to me
[Am] You call me a child while you keep [F] counting all your coins
But [Am] you’re not my daddy and I’m not your dolly
And [D] your dictionary’s destroyed
Pre-chorus
I know my [Am] ABC’s, yet you keep [Em] teaching me
I say, fuck [Am] your degree, [D] alphabet boy
You think you’re [Dm] smarter than me with all your [Em] bad poetry
Fuck all your [Am] ABC’s, [D] alphabet boy
Chorus
I’m not a little [Am] kid now
Watch me get [F] big now
Spell my name on the [Am] fridge now
With all your alphabet [D] toys
You won the spelling [Am] bee now
But are you smarter than [F] me now?
You’re the prince of the [Am] playground
Little [D] alphabet boy