Verse:
Set [C]fire [F]to your [C]hair [F]
Poke a [C]stick at a [F]grizzly [C]bear [F]
Eat [C]medi[F]cines that’s [C]out of [F]date
Use your [C]private [F]parts as [C]piranha [F]bait
Chorus:
[C]Dumb [Em7]ways to [Am]die, [Cmaj9]so [F]many dumb ways to [D7]die [G] [G7]
[C]Dumb [Em7]ways to [Am]die, [Cmaj9]so [F]many dumb ways to [G]die [C]
Verse:
Get your [C]toast out [F]with a [C]fork [F]
Do your [C]own [F]electrical [C]work [F]
[C]Teach [F]yourself how to [C]fly [F]
Eat a [C]two week [F]old [C]unrefrigerated [F]pie
Chorus:
[C]Dumb [Em7]ways to [Am]die, [Cmaj9]so [F]many dumb ways to [D7]die [G] [G7]
[C]Dumb [Em7]ways to [Am]die, [Cmaj9]so [F]many dumb ways to [G]die [C]
Verse:
Invite a [C]psycho-[F]killer[C] inside [F]
Scratch a [C]drug dealer’s [F]brand new [C]ride [F]
Take your[C] helmet [F]off in [C]outer space [F]
Use your [C]clothes [F]dryer as a [C]hiding [F]place
Chorus:
[C]Dumb [Em7]ways to [Am]die, [Cmaj9]so [F]many dumb ways to [D7]die [G] [G7]
[C]Dumb [Em7]ways to [Am]die, [Cmaj9]so [F]many dumb ways to [G]die [C]
Verse:
Keep a [C]rattles[F]nake as a [C]pet [F]
Sell [C]both the kidneys [F]on the [C]internet [F]
[C]Eat a[F] tube of [C]super[F]glue
“I wonder what’s this red button [F]do?”
Chorus:
[C]Dumb [Em7]ways to [Am]die, [Cmaj9]so [F]many [D7]dumb ways to [G]die [G7]
[C]Dumb [Em7]ways to [Am]die, [Cmaj9]so [F]many dumb ways to [G]die [C]
Bridge:
[Am]Dress up [Cmaj9]like a [F]moose during [G]hunting [F]season [G]
[Am]Disturb a [Cmaj9]nest of [F]wasps for no [G]good [F]reason
[G]Stand on the edge of a [Am]train station platform
[C]Drive around the boom gates at a [F]level crossing
[G]Run across the tracks between the [Am]platforms
[F]They may not rhyme but they’re [G]quite possibly
Chorus:
[C]Dumb [Em7]ways to [Am]die,
[C]Dumb [Em7]ways to [Am]die
[C]Dumb [Em7]ways to [Am]die
[C]Dumb [Em7]ways to [Am]die, [Cmaj9]so [F]many [G]dumb ways to [C]die