[E]…It’s a [G#m/D#]God-awful small affair
[G#dim/D]…To the [C#]girl with the mousy [F#m]hair
But her [A/E]mummy is yelling [B7]no
And her daddy has told her to [E]go
But her [G#m/D#]friend is nowhere to be seen
[G#dim/D]Now she [C#]walks through her sunken [F#m]dream
To the [A/E]seat with the clearest [B7]view
And she’s hooked to the silver screen
[Bm/D]But the [B/D#]film is a saddening bore
[Em]..For she’s [F]lived it ten times or more
[C]…She could [G#]spit in the eyes of fools
[Am]As they [Bb]ask her to focus on
[A]Sailors [D]fighting in the dance hall
[F#m7]Oh man, [C#/F]look at those cavemen [E]go
[Em]It’s the freakiest [Bm]show
[Dm]Take a look at the [A]lawman
[D]Beating up the wrong guy
[F#m7b5]Oh man, [C#/F#]wonder if he’ll ever know [E]
[Em]He’s in the best [Bm]selling show
[Dm]Is there life on [F#m]Mars?
[C#/F] [A/E] [D#] [E] [C#/F] [F#m] [C#dim] [G#m] [A] [Am] [E]
It’s on A[G#m/D#]merica’s tortured brow
[G#dim/D]…That Mickey [C#]Mouse has grown up a [F#m]cow
[A/E]…Now the [B7]workers have struck for fame
‘Cause Lennon’s on sale again [E]
See the [G#m/D#]mice in their million hordes
[G#dim/D]…From I[C#]biza to the Norfolk [F#m]Broads
Rule Bri[A/E]tannia is out of [B7]bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
[Bm/D]But the [B/D#]film is a saddening bore
[Em]…’Cause I [F]wrote it ten times or [C]more
It’s a[G#]bout to be writ a[Am]gain
As I [Bb]ask you to focus [A]on
[A]Sailors [D]fighting in the dance hall
[F#m7]Oh man, [C#/F]look at those cavemen [E]go
[Em]It’s the freakiest [Bm]show
[Dm]Take a look at the [A]lawman
[D]Beating up the wrong guy
[F#m7b5]Oh man, [C#/F#]wonder if he’ll ever know [E]
[Em]He’s in the best [Bm]selling show
[Dm]Is there life on [F#m]Mars?